I’ve noticed a trend recently in which people call other people spirit animals. Granted, people are animals, but the fun is lost when you’re not taking inspiration from a different species. The concept of a human spirit animal is even more absurd than concept of animal spirit animals - which we have a lot of fun with here at Spectral Zoology. Let’s take an example. Would you rather have a lappet-faced vulture as your spirit animal or some major league baseball player? No contest – real animals can have talons or tentacles. They can crawl into your ear, or shred flesh with massive teeth or tusks.
If your spirit animal is a puny human, I pity you. Some flash-in-the-pan actor or singer will be gone tomorrow. Termites are forever.
If your spirit animal is a puny human, I pity you. Some flash-in-the-pan actor or singer will be gone tomorrow. Termites are forever.