The best oracle cards in this universe

Many people have wondered why there are so few parasites, insects, and rodents among spirit animals. Spectral Zoology is here to correct this shocking deficit. The 35-card deck includes, for example, microscopic animals as well as foragers from the bottom of the sea. 

This semi-miraculous card deck will help you to find the special creature that informs your life and teach you some science facts about its habits in the wild. With this deck, you can also divine spirit guides for others. 

These paw-crafted cards are lovingly printed on lustrous rectangular slabs of dead tree fiber. Also included is a detailed animal guide divination instruction sheet, plus two stimulating games. 

Order a deck now and all your dreams will be fulfilled. Every one. We put the "woo" in woo-woo and the "sigh" in science.

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How to order Spectral Zoology Oracle Cards

1. Go straight to the "Store" tab on this site. Go there now, if not sooner.